and now, just overheard from brandons mom....

brandons mom: "where's my birthday present?"
brandon: "i got dad's right here."
brandons mom: "oh i see, dad gets a birthday present and i get screwed... and it doesn't even feel good!"

Tags: quotes
Current Location: bedroom
Current Music: DHSAB - slipping

Step 1: Put your music player on random.
Step 2: Post the first line (or so, some are hard) from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what SONG AND ARTIST the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly (No lyric hunting! That is cheating!)

( guess the songs! )

Current Location: bedroom
Current Mood: tired
Current Music: ludo - go getter greg

so this weekend brandon and i happened upon the cfl on tv. for those who don't know... and i certainly didn't. the cfl stands for the canadian football league. with such wonder team names and the edmonton eskimos, the toronto argonauts, hamilton tiger-cats winnipeg blue bombers and montreal alouettes. ye is did just write the alouettes. we wanna get jerseys now but i can't decide which team i want. maybe the saskatchewan rough riders ^_^

Tags: cfl
Current Location: bedroom
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: oh canada - five iron frenzy

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Family reunion web site - Geneology

oh my god! ^_^ so i just saw a preview for a horrow movie i absolutely _must_ see. it's called one eyed moster and it's about ron jeremy's dick , no longer attached to ron jeremy, going around killing people :^P

Tags: movie
Current Location: basement
Current Mood: excited
Current Music: ludacris - one more drink

ahhhhhh cartoon network, how you amuse me. so, they had one of those little text blurbs advertising how starting this week they are gonna show two new episodes of bleach a week. their reason, almost word for word... so we can get through the filler arc and move on to some espada goodness in hueco mundo, you'll know what they mean soon ^_^.

now its off to work for me

spazzy: im gonna knife you in the nauts...
jess: where the fuck are the nauts?
spazzy: well i wanted to says nads and nuts but it got mixed up

Spazzy: What do I want?
Brandon: You want a Freschetta Pizza
Spazzy: I want you to shut your whore mouth.
Brandon: That'll be $4.
Spazzy: Damn movie theater markups...

alarm on my work phone goes off @ 3:30 am sometimes i hit snooze and end up getting up at 3:35, get a leasuirly shower, get dressed, make food for breakfast/lunch and am out the door by 4:30 am... if i turn the alarm on my work phone off my celphone alarm goes off at 3:55 i take a very quick shower get dresses and go out the door by 4:25 to get food on the way into work.

Tags: habits, morning, routines, writer's block
Current Location: basement
Current Mood: sleepy

Brandon: I was trying to clean all the shit off the bookshelf.
Spazzy: *Starts flailing and waiving his arms*
Brandon: What?
Spazzy: I was going to say, "I was trying to clean all the shit off your mom!" But I had a mouth-full of pizza.
Brandon: Hah, yeah, the moment had passed.
Spazzy: I was like, come on, swallow!
Brandon: That's what your mom said!

Tags: quotes
Current Location: basement
Current Mood: mischievous

sign number 21 that the end is near....

naruto was tha answer (question really) on jeapordy tonight

Current Location: basement
Current Mood: scared

Spazzy: I hate cold butter. It doesn’t spread.
Brandon: Your mom doesn’t spread.
Jess: Just kidding, she totally does.
Spazzy: *cries*


(Watching “Dr. No”)
Lan: I guess that would be hard with no hands.
Brandon: You know what else is hard with no hands?
Jess: Masturbating.

Current Location: basement
Current Mood: crazy

( mem behind cut )

Tags: thingie
Current Location: basement
Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: ludo - love me dead

A
- Available: k
- Age: 27 66/73
- Animal: your mom



B
- Beer: lager
- Birthday: see age
- Best feeling in world: sleeping
- Blind or Deaf: deaf
- Best weather: snow
- Been in Love: no
- Been on stage: yes
- Believe in Magic: no
- Believe in Santa: no
C
- Candy: sweettarts
- Color: green
- Chocolate/Vanilla: vanilla
- Chinese/Mexican: mexinese
- Cake or pie: pie
- Continent to visit: eurasia
- Cheese: yes

D
- Day or Night: night
- Dance in the rain: no thanks

E
- Eyes: hazel
- Everyone has: your mom
- Ever failed a class?: yep

F
- Full name: jess
- First thoughts waking up: fuckin alarm
- Food: yay

G
- Greatest Fear: your mom
- Goals: gooooooaaaaallllll
- Get along with your parents: i did
- Good luck charm: kinda

H
- Hair Color: dark brown
- Height: 5'9"
- Happy: sure
- Holiday: purim

I
- Ice Cream: green tea
- Instrument: piano

J
- Jewelry: my jew necklace of jewness
- Job: dispatch
- Write a journal: ummm livejournal sometimes

K
- Kids: no
- Kickboxing or karate: both

L
- Longest Car Ride: 3 days
- Love: no
- Letter: d
- Laughed so hard you cried: yeah

M
- Movies: alot
- Music: everything but gospel
- McD’s or BK: chick-fil-a

N
- Number of Siblings: quantity unknown
- Number of Piercings: one in each ear
- Number of Tattoos: none
- Number: 4

O
- One wish: sore wa himitsu desu

P
- Perfect Pizza: i can only eat dominos or pizza hut... green peppers extra cheese and peperoni
- Pepsi/Coke: neither, i hate cola

Q
- Quote: your mom

R
- Reason to cry: i dont
- Reality TV: unbeatable banzuke
- Radio Station: 104.5
- Roll your tongue in a circle: yes

S
- Song: all sorts
- Shoe size: 8-8 1/2 mens
- Salad Dressing: ranch
- Sushi: vegetable sushi

- Skipped school: all the time
- Smoked: smoked or SMOKED?
- Sing well: no
- In the shower: no
- Swear: all the time
- Strawberries/Blueberries: strawberries

T
- Time for bed: to god damned early

U
- Unpredictable: sometimes

V
- Vacation spot: not at home

W
- Weakness: paying attention
- Which friend acts like you: none
- Who makes you laugh most: spazzy
- Worst feeling: having to vomit
- Wanted to be a model: no
- Where do we go when we die: in the ground
- Worst Weather: humid

X
- X-Rays: alot

Y
- Year it is now: 2009
- Yellow: your mom

Z
- Zoo animal: snakes

LAST PERSON WHO…

1. Slept in a bed beside you: pauline
2. You went to the mall with: me myself and i
3. You went to dinner with: vic, lan, brantron and jay
4. You talked to on the phone: spazzy
5. Made you laugh: jay
6. Hugged you: froggy at work
7. Said they loved you: dont remember
8. You spoke with: lan
9. You cried over: no one
10. Made you mad: dont remember

Tags: thingie
Current Location: basement
Current Mood: tired
Current Music: pitbull - go girl

spazzy: i was trying to convince jess to go in on what i wanted to get brandon for christmas... a matching set of black eyes
brandon: if you keep that up i'm keeping your gonorrhea
papa: huh?

Tags: quotes
Current Location: basement
Current Mood: crazy

The problem with LJ: we all think we are so close, but really, we know nothing about each other.

So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about.

Ask away.

Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you!

Current Location: basement
Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: nuthin

jess: 'why dont we see starting now who can go the logest with out saying a your mom joke'
brandon: 'thats no fair you'll just say it when im not around to police you'
jess: 'probablly not, its not as much fun when lans not around'
vic: 'your moms not as much fun when lans not around'


vic: 'technically wouldn't joining the mile high club be having sex in denver'

Tags: quotes
Current Location: basement
Current Mood: exanimate
Current Music: pitbull - crazy

as quoted from spazzy 'ahhh heather and diana, two girls who i hooked up with their husbands...damnit!'

Current Location: basement
Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: electric six - gay bar

EAGLES BEAT THE GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh and a quiz...

Which creature of the night are you? Your Result: Cthulu Spawn   You are really an alien thing, aren't you? I can't describe you because you are beyond. We say "left field" and you say "Krn Grth Thchrang." You are the wild card of the bunch, the unknown quantity
Sorceror
Demon
Werewolf
Incubus/Succubus
Ghost
Vampire
Which creature of the night are you? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

Current Location: basement
Current Mood: ecstatic
Current Music: sunday afternoon football

Choose a favorite band/artist

Muse

Answer the following using ONLY titles of songs by that band/artist

1. Are you male or female?
Supermassive Black Hole

2. Describe yourself.
Ruled by Secrecy

3. What do people feel when they're around you?
Stockholm Syndrome

4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
Hate This & I'll Love You

5. Describe your current relationship.
Muscle Museum

6. Where would you want to be now?
City of Delusion

7. How do you feel about love?
Apocalypse Please

8. What's your life like?
Megalomania

9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Feeling Good

10. Say something wise.
Plug In Baby

Tags: meme
Current Location: basement
Current Mood: exhausted
Current Music: muse - thoughts of a dying atheist